I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Randomize
