That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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