Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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