I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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