I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
