OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
