I need help removing her.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
