I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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