Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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