I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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