im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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