I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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