Sponge bath it is.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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