great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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