If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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