just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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