if you like me you must not know who I am
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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