I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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