There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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