Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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