Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize