Dual....:-)
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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