you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We got so high we made milksteak
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize