I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
