I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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