Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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