READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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