ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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