So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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