So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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