yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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