Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize