How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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