I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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