return my video game
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
two words: eviction party
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
did you just send me my own nude
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Randomize