That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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