Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
well you can't waste a boner
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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