You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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