Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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