He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
please come you make the beer taste better
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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