I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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