? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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