new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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