We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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