just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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