It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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