Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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