I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
i out mim tonsoeep
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