Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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