what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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