Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Shame - the story of my life.
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