They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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