Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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