Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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