Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Randomize
